[I_Smell]

This site is run by bastards. Clever, witty bastards.

[Broodlord]

That's one good poem "Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!" That's a good line.
Never put you weapon down.

[xatm092]

Pure genius, every line.

I didn't see the ending coming until it was too late.

[natalie137]

Beautiful

[Godly]

Haha, now doesn't that just fill you up with Christmas cheer?

Quite a delightful story.

[LolJP]

HaHA! That was amazingly awesome! It's a very enjoyful read.

Great work! xD

[Raxo]

That was pretty disappointing.

[Arantor]

Made me chuckle at this late hour.

[Jabo]

If you see a fat red-dressed old man breaking into your house,
dont hesitate and be sure about shooting at him,
or you might end up with nothing more than a pair of.. cows?
Another solution might be, to try the results of the gym.

[ssandiiee]

Now this is the kind of story you tell your children, so they will forever be scared of santa clause!
I like it, I like it alot.

Merry Christmas Rob, you funny funny bastard. =D
*sends the poem to all her friends*

[Frobes]

Originally Posted by Jabo

If you see a fat red-dressed old man breaking into your house,
dont hesitate and be sure about shooting at him,
or you might end up with nothing more than a pair of.. cows?
Another solution might be, to try the results of the gym.

Good thing you didn't write this

[Kris]

Well...in Explosm they say
That the Rob's small heart
Grew three sizes that day!



Thanks to all natural enhancements

[Ercoledi]

I enjoyed that.

[Hjalte]

That is fucking brilliant.

[DigitalCowboy]

Total friggin awesomeness.

[Urser]

It flowed well. T'was good.

[HappyPandaFace]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*appreciation*

[BreakTheWalls]

Just goes to show that dressing as Santa is not just a great way to get kids to sit on old mens laps willingly but also an effective tool for robbing peoples houses.

Most splendid.

[Tagman]

I liked the part when the guy said he was going to fill the trespasser's ass full of lead.

[Hickabod]

I thought that this was going to be an interactive story =[

[bogepie]

loved it
Bugger to you all at christmas

[Greger]

Great story!
Make it a childrens book, time to learn the kids that santa claus is only a fraud ;(

[BridgeNewbie]

awsome!

you so should be made into a flas animation, most definately!!

[Prawnatron]

I liked the art.

[CharlieH]

Bravo, Rob. Very good.

[qqquigley]

Man, I always just KNEW that the red suit and beard meant no good...I wasn't sure till now though.

[Quadros]

That kid's a dick.

[Ercoledi]

He was saving his dad from jail - I mean, a gun is hardly equal or lesser force.

[Quadros]

To MAGIC POWERS AND A FLYING SLED? I think it is.

[Ercoledi]

NO QUADROS THE POINT OF THE POEM IS THAT SANTA IS NOT REAL AND CHRISTMAS IS A FARCE BORNE OF THE INNATE HUMAN NEED FOR MATERIAL GOODS AND THAT OF CORPORATIONS FOR A COMMERCIALIST CULTURE.

[007]

I was told as a kid that santa is an obese pedofilic man...

[lolguy]

The fat fucker should have had his brains blown out.
It was a good poem anyways. Bravo Rob.

[Logy]

BEST CHRISTMAS STORY EVER!

[LASERSandHATS]

haha!!! brilliant!!!
thats was the funniest poem i ever read!!!
no offence but the comics hav been crap for about a month now (which makes u hipocrites after that article on disaster movie) but this made me regain faith in u guys!

[lolguy]

The comics are good. And how don't you like the disaster movie article? Everything they said in that article is true.

[Benjaman]

Art was good but the joke left much to be desired 7/10.

[FuriousPineapple]

Desire was good but the art left must to be joked 10/7.

[somebody]

So this wasn't a true story?

[Prawnatron]