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Old 09-06-2007, 3:37 PM       Post #1  
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVPd6-fXzwM

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Old 09-06-2007, 3:45 PM       Post #2  
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You should delete that video from the interenet. Half of it's just like, "DUUUHHHHHHHHH... LIP PIERCING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH". It looks cool though, I have mine pierced too. Just that video should be banished from teh interwebz.


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Old 09-06-2007, 3:46 PM       Post #3  
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post them in the same thread you emo cock sucker
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Old 09-06-2007, 3:49 PM       Post #4  
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You should delete that video from the interenet. Half of it's just like, "DUUUHHHHHHHHH... LIP PIERCING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH". It looks cool though, I have mine pierced too. Just that video should be banished from teh interwebz.
nah i think i will keep it.. lots of people like it

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post them in the same thread you emo cock sucker
mann im not emo


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Old 09-06-2007, 3:54 PM       Post #5  
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Oh, sorry...
post them in the same thread you emo looking cock sucker
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Old 09-06-2007, 4:27 PM       Post #6  
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thats more like it.. i only have 2 that i really want people to watch right now but when i get more i will post them all in one thread


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Old 09-06-2007, 4:38 PM       Post #7  
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Post them in this thread.
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Old 09-06-2007, 4:52 PM       Post #8  
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What the fuck is this shit? Is this the reason that Emos don't try to be funny?
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Old 09-06-2007, 6:17 PM       Post #9  
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I found it funny that he ws a dunce =(
Usually American accents annoy me, but it added to it in this case. You should've made a comment on "pet dander". Like- Just paused for a couple of seconds or something. The funny part was the way you said "...Dairy..." and "That means I can't eat cheese sandwhiches- Which is prettymuch all I've been eating."
The part that WASN'T funny was saying that Spectro Gel sounds like anal lube and that it looks like semen. Neither are true and it was a stupidly forced joke.
Lip piercings are very shit btw.
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Old 09-06-2007, 6:25 PM       Post #10  
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If you were trying to be funny you really weren't.
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Old 09-06-2007, 6:31 PM       Post #11  
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What the fuck is this shit? Is this the reason that Emos don't try to be funny?
FUCkkkk im not even emoo
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I found it funny that he ws a dunce =(
Usually American accents annoy me, but it added to it in this case. You should've made a comment on "pet dander". Like- Just paused for a couple of seconds or something. The funny part was the way you said "...Dairy..." and "That means I can't eat cheese sandwhiches- Which is prettymuch all I've been eating."
The part that WASN'T funny was saying that Spectro Gel sounds like anal lube and that it looks like semen. Neither are true and it was a stupidly forced joke.
Lip piercings are very shit btw.
lol man im not american i was born and raised in canada
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Old 09-06-2007, 6:33 PM       Post #12  
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Old 09-06-2007, 6:36 PM       Post #13  
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FUCkkkk im not even emoo
You've got a shitty fringe, you struggle to be funny, you're angsty as fuck, you've got a shitty lip piercing, you keep a video diary and you evidently think that the video diary is art, when it is in fact shit. Face it kid, you're emo.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:18 PM       Post #14  
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Well that makes sense. Now I know why I didn't hate you straight away.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:24 PM       Post #15  
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Pffft fuck that, don't get me wrong I'd like to get it done just not for 68$. My brother pierced the middle of his lip, by himself and for free. Spend your money a little more wisely, like on porn.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:27 PM       Post #16  
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But why?
because i couldnt care less what you think lol
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You've got a shitty fringe, you struggle to be funny, you're angsty as fuck, you've got a shitty lip piercing, you keep a video diary and you evidently think that the video diary is art, when it is in fact shit. Face it kid, you're emo.
Fringe?
i do not struggle.. i know full well i am funny
i do not now what angsty means but i dont caree
my lip piercing is the shit
i dont have a video diary... i have a new video every day.. not in anyway is it a video diary yes from time to time i talk into the camera like this one but no its not a video diary... my newst video is a video of my friend jamming a straw down his throat till he vomits
I never said anything was art
im no emo

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Pffft fuck that, don't get me wrong I'd like to get it done just not for 68$. My brother pierced the middle of his lip, by himself and for free. Spend your money a little more wisely, like on porn.
it was the closest place to get it done.. the other place was like 30 something and like everybody that went there complained that it was dirty and they got infections..

also porn is free on the internet ;)



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Old 09-06-2007, 7:29 PM       Post #17  
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You posted the links in the art section of the forum, I think is what he meant. Your new video sounds better than the ones you posted! I'm just clownin', OR AM I?
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:32 PM       Post #18  
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I think you should read some of your emo poetry to the camera and post that, except do it in EXACTLY the same style as you bitched about your crappy lip piercing. THAT would be funny as fuck.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:44 PM       Post #19  
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I was being sarcastic, basically I was telling you that you wasted money.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:44 PM       Post #20  
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my lip piercing is the shit
Lol there's no such thing.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:47 PM       Post #21  
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xD I've watched a ton of those infection videos on liveleak, and it amuses me how people pierce their body parts then don't clean em properly, then wonder why they have to squeeze out bucket loads of pus from infections.
I love it. It amuses me so much.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:52 PM       Post #22  
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I don't understand stabbing youself in the face in the first place, but we'll let emo kid field the self harm topic himself:

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LIP PIERCING!!!!ONE!!!
Woah, insightful. Hey, could someone splice him yelling 'lip piercing!' with the guy from 300 yelling 'Sparta!'?
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:54 PM       Post #23  
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Woah, insightful. Hey, could someone splice him yelling 'lip piercing!' with the guy from 300 yelling 'Sparta!'?
Madness? This is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:57 PM       Post #24  
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I meant in a video dumbass.
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Old 09-06-2007, 7:59 PM       Post #25  
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I just felt like quoting my favorite line. That and mainly the only guy with piercings in that movie is the one whose sexual orientation is highly in question. You know of whom I speak. Xerxes. Could there be any relation?
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:05 PM       Post #26  
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You sir, are a complete fucking tit. An emo tit at that. Quadros is completely correct in saying you are angsty as fuck and not funny. Also your fringe is terrible. And no matter what you say, that video screams video diary to the world. Now stop wasting my time by posting links to a video that lessens my enjoyment of life.
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:06 PM       Post #27  
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hmmm... Xerxes, Persian Warlord respected and feared by an army of one million.

MattG, Canadian Emo.

I'm going to stick my neck out here and go with 'no'.

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Well control the fucking urge, this isn't SPAME. (Not that you're welcome there. There is no SPAME! move along, move along.)

Anyway, I've suggested some ways to make the video funnier and more enjoyable, but in the spirit of the thread, here's some more. Pick a subject title that's actually fucking interesting. You don't have to shout to be funny, infact often that lessens the funny. You are not Brian Blessed. Reduce the ego.
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:07 PM       Post #28  
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Hahaha, the dairy is your downfall!

This made me laugh for sure.


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Old 09-06-2007, 8:09 PM       Post #29  
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hmmm... Xerxes, Persian Warlord respected and feared by an army of one million.

MattG, Canadian Emo.

I'm going to stick my neck out here and go with 'no'.
Actually I was more referring to my observation that a good majority of emos have a tendancy to be bisexual or bi-curious. You brought up a good point, though.
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:11 PM       Post #30  
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How can you say shouting makes things less funny and then reference Brian Blessed? Brian Blessed is hillarious!
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:17 PM       Post #31  
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I said HIM shouting is less funny, because he's not Brian Blessed. where's the problem there?
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:54 PM       Post #32  
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because i couldnt care less what you think lol
The why did you post it here.

or on youtube for that matter.
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Old 09-06-2007, 8:59 PM       Post #33  
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You seem like you want to be a Robert Benfer (knox) copy-cat in terms of his youtube videos. Except 100% less funnier(and his youtube videos weren't that funny in the first place).
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Old 09-06-2007, 9:06 PM       Post #34  
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I thought it was okay.

But I'm probably just a huge fag or something.
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Old 09-06-2007, 9:36 PM       Post #35  
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I have to agree you are emo but it's best not to fight it. Just write some peotry. You should get the other side pierced and have snake bites.
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Old 09-06-2007, 9:38 PM       Post #36  
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You posted the links in the art section of the forum, I think is what he meant. Your new video sounds better than the ones you posted! I'm just clownin', OR AM I?
i didnt realize it was in the art section.. i thought it was just a post yo shit section
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I think you should read some of your emo poetry to the camera and post that, except do it in EXACTLY the same style as you bitched about your crappy lip piercing. THAT would be funny as fuck.
man i dont write poetry and am not emo
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Woah, insightful. Hey, could someone splice him yelling 'lip piercing!' with the guy from 300 yelling 'Sparta!'?
Dude, im working on it right now..

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You sir, are a complete fucking tit. An emo tit at that. Quadros is completely correct in saying you are angsty as fuck and not funny. Also your fringe is terrible. And no matter what you say, that video screams video diary to the world. Now stop wasting my time by posting links to a video that lessens my enjoyment of life.
lol i love reading what you guys have to write.. you honestly have no clue what emo is

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Hahaha, the dairy is your downfall!

This made me laugh for sure.
its no dairy :(

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Actually I was more referring to my observation that a good majority of emos have a tendancy to be bisexual or bi-curious. You brought up a good point, though.
im no homo
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The why did you post it here.

or on youtube for that matter.
no i mean i dont care what you thinklol

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You seem like you want to be a Robert Benfer (knox) copy-cat in terms of his youtube videos. Except 100% less funnier(and his youtube videos weren't that funny in the first place).
link me to some of this
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I thought it was okay.

But I'm probably just a huge fag or something.
nah your not lol


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Old 09-06-2007, 9:44 PM       Post #37  
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Dude, im working on it right now..


lol i love reading what you guys have to write.. you honestly have no clue what emo is
firstly, it wouldn't be funny if you did it. It would only be funny if someone was taking the piss out of you.

Secondly that's the most cliche'd emo thing to say. Let me guess; 'Emo's a genre of music that died in the late 80s. All this new emo it just a rip off, it's not real emo it's fake sellout crap, I like sunnyside real estate and real emo, but I'm not emo. Man, how can a person be a genre of music? do i look like a CD to you? Gawd'. Is that about right?
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Old 09-06-2007, 9:52 PM       Post #38  
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I could have sworn we've banned this scenefag like 3 times because he threatened to hack the forums.


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Old 09-06-2007, 9:56 PM       Post #39  
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I could have sworn we've banned this scenefag like 3 times because he threatened to hack the forums.
Just because they look alike doesn't mean they're the same one.
Didn't the other one already have snakebites anyways?


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Old 09-06-2007, 10:12 PM       Post #40  
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I could have sworn we've banned this scenefag like 3 times because he threatened to hack the forums.
Better safe than sorry, right?
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