Favourite and Uncommon Curse Words - Page 3

Prawnatron · 05-25-2009, 9:35 AM

Someone and school called me "Señor Queefington" the other day.

That was pretty funny.

Tyler_Legrand · 05-25-2009, 10:02 AM

Mon petit choufleur

xcomicxloverx · 05-25-2009, 10:08 AM

I like fugly (fuckin ugly) you don't even have to say the F word!

HappyPalooza · 05-25-2009, 10:33 AM

I don't like overly complex over-the-top-creative swear words really. I don't find them insulting nor funny. I like extremely simplistic things, like something as easy as "You fucking fag."

Dexide · 05-25-2009, 10:43 AM

Dicknose, just because it's hilarious to imagine.

Allen · 05-25-2009, 1:03 PM

To be honest guys, most of you should probably stick to the basics. A lot of the ones on here wouldn't even make me turn my head if someone said them to me in public. As creative as a lot of you are trying to be, I think most of you should just accept that no one can argue the undeniable force of "Fuck".

DoctorButt · 05-25-2009, 1:06 PM

Guys, the insult 'tard' is fucking stupid and fifthgraders use it. It isn't funny at all.

Cyan · 05-25-2009, 1:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xcomicxloverx

I like fugly (fuckin ugly) you don't even have to say the F word!

The first part is still pronounced as "fuck".

Jackoff Shitler · 05-25-2009, 1:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xcomicxloverx

I like fugly (fuckin ugly) you don't even have to say the F word!

This guy is onto something.

Glowstick · 05-25-2009, 1:09 PM

I agree with Allen. "Fuck", in itself, is just so powerful. It takes it's own advice and 'fucks'.

I heard someone come out with the word "Clungeface" the other day. That got me tittering. "Arse-breath" is a real classic one.

Attention whore · 05-25-2009, 3:22 PM

I've been known to call someone a pamplemoose before now. But I like the word cunt. A lot. People are still offended by it, I know one girl who used to cover her ears and yell whenever someone said cunt... Sometimes I'd just sneak up behind her and whisper cunt so it looked as if she was going insane.

Prawnatron · 05-25-2009, 3:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Attention whore

I've been known to call someone a pamplemoose before now. But I like the word cunt. A lot. People are still offended by it, I know one girl who used to cover her ears and yell whenever someone said cunt... Sometimes I'd just sneak up behind her and whisper cunt so it looked as if she was going insane.

How is calling someone a grapefruit insulting?

cptlol · 05-25-2009, 4:34 PM

I use faggot, homo, queer, assfucker and other homosexual-insinuating words at others to hide the fact that I am a closet homo.

Joking! My fav. is ofcourse: stupid fuck.

TheFerret · 05-25-2009, 7:17 PM

I kind of wish "merkin" (NSFW) was a more widely known word so I could use it more.

Cocktapus · 05-25-2009, 9:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Attention whore

Sometimes I'd just sneak up behind her and whisper cunt so it looked as if she was going insane.

What's wrong with you?

CheesePlease · 05-25-2009, 9:14 PM

I'm not allowed to swear. :(

hoopymo · 05-25-2009, 9:32 PM

I like to tell someone they should've been aborted.

Ziggy St. Valentine · 05-25-2009, 9:40 PM

Fuckstick and Dickfucker seemed to work well in my high school years.

laugh · 05-25-2009, 10:23 PM

Bhuddafucker, thats always a nice one. It's just very strange.

Arthenon · 05-25-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by hoopymo

I like to tell someone they should've been aborted.

Or tell them they should have been a blowjob on the side of the road or that their mom should have swallowed them. Or that if they were the fastest and most aggressive sperm in the bunch, then you sure don't want to see the competition.

Clark · 05-25-2009, 11:36 PM

cunt muscle

Antisaint · 05-26-2009, 12:11 AM

nigger

holy shit 3 pages before this?

Malevich · 05-26-2009, 12:28 AM

bless you

Lextreme · 05-26-2009, 1:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Arthenon

Or that if they were the fastest and most aggressive sperm in the bunch, then you sure don't want to see the competition.

I like that one. Might have to use it sometime.

Whorelock · 05-26-2009, 4:21 AM

You sack of wine!

Urser · 05-26-2009, 6:15 AM

Fat bitch.

Sequence2Destruction · 05-26-2009, 6:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Urser

Fat bitch.

Always a hurtful classic.

Vivisection · 05-26-2009, 10:07 AM

Arsch gefickt Gummi Fotze.

German for "ass fucked rubber cunt."

Glowstick · 05-26-2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Vivisection

Arsch gefickt Gummi Fotze.

German for "ass fucked rubber cunt."

Nice. I think I like the English version better. I might use it on my sister next time she calls me fat.

CKY_BamFan · 05-26-2009, 7:02 PM

Nitwit, thats about it.

SizzlingNickel · 05-26-2009, 7:17 PM

Dickstick, Fagbag, penile implant, douche, and poo poo face tomato nose.

Crysis · 05-26-2009, 7:18 PM

"fuck off, dog food face"
worked once, not going to risk it again for fear of fail.

If you feel like your loosing an argument, insinuating the other person has bad breath really catches them off-guard, makes him self-conscious and more than likely shuts the cockmongler up.

If he's realy skinny/ugly as sin, "you look like an abortion" works well

arborphiliac · 05-26-2009, 8:57 PM

While I don't remember ever saying it, my friend has a recording on his phone of me calling a guy a 'fecal twat witch' over Xbox Live.

Whatever the hell that means...

timbot · 05-27-2009, 1:52 AM

This made me think of my favorite insult as a child: snot-nosed booger brain.

Kevdog · 05-27-2009, 3:05 AM

The best curse word: Dickafucks (i made that up)

dudesta69 · 05-27-2009, 4:56 AM

dickshit
fagarella
fagacino
no-dick
dickless
fuckface

GeekZombie92 · 05-27-2009, 5:13 AM

Nipplepaste. Or calling someone a Hyman.

Sequence2Destruction · 05-27-2009, 5:20 AM

I've forgotten whether or not someone put put this up. Fucknuggets.

BreakTheWalls · 05-27-2009, 8:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SizzlingNickel

Dickstick, Fagbag, penile implant, douche, and poo poo face tomato nose.

The last one reminded me of when I was a bit creative with my swearing when I was just a lad. "Crap-ass-poo-bum-monkey-goblin" was the only one I could remember to this day. Imagine saying that to someone down the street.

ShockWave · 05-27-2009, 8:33 AM

My friends and I had a conversation about how great the word "fuck" is. It's so handy.

I say "bollocks" sometimes. It's not much of a swear, but you never hear it where I live, so I like to bring it up. Also a fan of the word "twat".