[Rob]

Need something to cuddle to death? Tired of hugging another boring baby within an inch of its life? We have an alternative!

You can now liberate your own Cyanide & Happiness character! Happiness is in plushy form for only $14.95!

Choose from either the happy or sleazy version in three available colors: blue, green and naked! Touch them whenever and wherever you want! Their bodies are filled with beans so you can sit them upright, or throw them ass first at people! They don't play hard to get! And $14.95 is cheaper than most dates anyway.

You can find them by visiting our store here or click our Merch button at the top of the page. Why are you still reading this? Seriously? Your credit card should have been out as soon as you saw that adorable bastard.


Buy them here: http://www.splitreason.com/explosm/