Wanna see a neat trick?

Tyler_Legrand · 08-11-2009, 10:38 PM

First, take two boxes of rice, cooked.

Label each one. Basically, "I love you" on one, "I hate you" on the other.

Spend each day telling each appropriate rice box how much you love or hate it.

Do this for a few weeks.

Have fun!

Week 1

Week 2

Mustache · 08-11-2009, 10:40 PM

I refuse to believe you.

SourChicken · 08-11-2009, 10:48 PM

Cooooool

Dartful_Dawger · 08-11-2009, 11:01 PM

no fucking way

Tyler_Legrand · 08-11-2009, 11:12 PM

Try it yourself

Dartful_Dawger · 08-11-2009, 11:36 PM

I'm tempted to, but don't want to yell at rice for weeks and feel dumb when nothing happens.

Benjaman · 08-11-2009, 11:46 PM

I've done this with two puppies, and it works. The outcome is amazing compared to what I expected.

Tyler_Legrand · 08-11-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Dartful_Dawger

I'm tempted to, but don't want to yell at rice for weeks and feel dumb when nothing happens.

You don't have to. All I did was say "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you" for ten seconds. And the opposite.

Tweek · 08-12-2009, 12:05 AM

How did you say it? Did you say it like you really hated one box and really loved another?

Were the boxes within earshot of each other when you did it?

Tyler_Legrand · 08-12-2009, 12:09 AM

Yes, and yes.

More specifically I held the box in question as I said it.

SourChicken · 08-12-2009, 12:15 AM

How did you know that you were saying it?
Since you're, you know...

Tyler_Legrand · 08-12-2009, 12:24 AM

Sign language.

SourChicken · 08-12-2009, 12:30 AM

Ah.
I didn't know rice knew ASL?

Casalen · 08-12-2009, 12:46 AM

Rice is all knowing.

Urser · 08-12-2009, 1:25 AM

That's just soy sauce. I am here to expose your tricks Mr. Legrand.

El Zilcho · 08-12-2009, 1:30 AM

What the fuck is the orange part?

Tyler_Legrand · 08-12-2009, 1:55 AM

I'd be happy to zoom in to the moss

But

I don't really want to open it

El Zilcho · 08-12-2009, 1:59 AM

Wait a minute. The first bowl of rice has steam on the lid, which means you probably cooked it.

Uncooked wouldn't grow mold or if it did, not nearly as fast.

Hats of! · 08-12-2009, 2:20 AM

Besides all logical answers produced by our lovely sceptical Explosmettes. If the Happy rice got bad first instead of the Angry, you'd still say "ah, it's amazing!". Therefore, it's really just bullshit experimentation.

Tyler_Legrand · 08-12-2009, 2:27 AM

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Originally Posted by El Zilcho

Wait a minute. The first bowl of rice has steam on the lid, which means you probably cooked it.

Uncooked wouldn't grow mold or if it did, not nearly as fast.

I said they were both cooked. "Take two boxes of rice, cooked".

El Zilcho · 08-12-2009, 2:28 AM

Oh. My bad then.

Axidos · 08-12-2009, 8:27 AM

The one you hated has become a nutritious breeding ground for a fundamental element of the life cycle. The one you love, however, is not useful in any way.

Also you have demonstrated humanity is so good at destroying things we can do it without a rational explanation for how we did it.

But for reals, that is neat and I may try it someday. This would also be evidence that humanity's suckiness is all the fault of misanthropes. I wonder how they'll take that one.

exetra · 08-12-2009, 8:37 AM

After your experiment you can make a sandwich filled with urgy stuff.

HappyPalooza · 08-12-2009, 10:29 AM

Look it up, shit works. I mean, when I see it online, I have no need to do it, but it's very interesting nonetheless.

Casalen · 08-12-2009, 12:29 PM

I've never had rice go bad in any form. You're a filthy person.

Pencil · 08-12-2009, 1:58 PM

I want to try it, but my mom will probably prevent me from doing it, so I'm gonna take your word for it.

Hats of! · 08-12-2009, 2:08 PM

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Originally Posted by HappyPalooza

Look it up, shit works. I mean, when I see it online, I have no need to do it, but it's very interesting nonetheless.

Perhaps that's because the one 50 percent is a bit louder than the others?

OoooF4LiFe · 08-12-2009, 6:06 PM

Same thing works for freezing water.

Applesauce · 08-12-2009, 9:05 PM

I just realized the hated one is Gladware! That explains everything; gladware sucks!!!

PyroOwned · 08-13-2009, 4:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Applesauce

I just realized the hated one is Gladware! That explains everything; gladware sucks!!!

Albeit this post was retarded, he has a good point, the containers aren't the same. Is this your secret tyler?

Derelict · 08-13-2009, 7:55 PM

A new element has arisen. Truthfully container brand would make a difference, as certain brands have better seals or more porous plastic than others.

Dartful_Dawger · 08-13-2009, 9:28 PM

Gladware is brand name though, the other "Storage" one just seems generic. If anything the generic brand would be the shittier one.

astronaughty · 08-14-2009, 6:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dartful_Dawger

Gladware is brand name though, the other "Storage" one just seems generic. If anything the generic brand would be the shittier one.

Based on what yuh dumb cunt. Most often up and coming brands are looking to out do another with a better/cheaper product. And this would be just the type of stunt to demonstrate such.

Tweek · 08-14-2009, 6:41 AM

Point still stands that two different types of containers can affect the end result, faggot.

Tyler_Legrand · 08-14-2009, 8:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyroOwned

Albeit this post was retarded, he has a good point, the containers aren't the same. Is this your secret tyler?

If two different brands (with remarkably the same box shape) affected the outcome, it wasn't my intention.

John Travolta · 08-14-2009, 1:55 PM

Wow, Tyler, that's a really neat trick.

Assassin · 08-16-2009, 11:35 AM

The one you yelled at died faster because of your filthy breath you dirty asian

Fairy69 · 08-16-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler_Legrand

Yes, and yes.

More specifically I held the box in question as I said it.

Did you smack the box when you told it u hated it?
Did you lovingly stroke the other when you told it that you loved it/
did you mean what you said?

DrSion · 08-16-2009, 10:29 PM

The yellow stuff looks like corn

CnGy · 08-17-2009, 8:18 AM

TWO DIFFERENT CONTAINERS = HORRIBLE EXPERIMENT