My Bad-Ass Quotient System (measure someone's bad-assness)

suncrafter · 09-13-2007, 9:53 AM

I love it when people have "who would win in a fight" conversations. You know the kind - "Who would win in a fight between Robocop and the Terminator?" or "Who would win a fight between Peewee Herman and Gilligan?" Etc...

But something that is always laking in those conversations is a proper, quantifiable, measurement of how much of a "bad-ass" someone or something is.

Toward that end - here is my BAQ (Bad Ass Quotient) System:

http://www.normandcompany.com/INDEX/BAQ.html

Questions for all of you, after you take a look at my site...

1) What do you think your own "Bad-Ass Quotient" number is? (Be honest.)
2) Who or what should I add to the above list.
3) Do you think I have too much time on my hands? :)

Quadros · 09-13-2007, 9:58 AM

So 'Q' stands for 'Quadros'? I was never on star trek though, so you might want to fix that...

Soul · 09-13-2007, 9:59 AM

Well if you made that then there's probably some bias in there because of your own likes and dislikes. Also you forgot the power rangers and pikachu how the hell do you forget them.

To be honest this is pretty pointless and stupid.

xkittenxsocksx · 09-13-2007, 1:44 PM

Worf > Bruce Lee??

Matterialize · 09-13-2007, 3:42 PM

Dude, Worf is a powerhouse.

Mr Mann · 09-13-2007, 4:00 PM

This system is severely flawed.

Relaps · 09-13-2007, 4:07 PM

I'm more awesome than badass.

SODA · 09-13-2007, 4:33 PM

If the genie from alladin is scored higher than kratos there is something very wrong with this list. Kratos killed the GOD of WAR. It doesn't get much more badass, ever.

Far · 09-13-2007, 4:57 PM

The genie had infinite cosmic powers man.

Google fight is easier to use.

SODA · 09-13-2007, 4:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far

The genie had infinite cosmic powers man.

Google fight is easier to use.

And an itty bitty living space. :/

Kratos has giant blades attached to his arms by chains that never break.

Dacada · 09-14-2007, 12:30 AM

I am not pleased with Robocop's placing.

InTransit · 09-14-2007, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relaps

I'm more awesome than badass.

It's true. And I am his cartoon bitch!

Also, flawed system. There should be an ability for people to change the positioning through a vote-style/rating system.

Edit:

I have found 3 major flaws:

Quote:

Hawkeye Pierce - from "M.A.S.H." (posters-pics -info -video) =============================== 866 BAQ

I am very offended by this one. Hawkeye is the most bad-ass of the lot.

Also, Picard is so much better than Q. He should have a BAQ of 90448848977986405456489million.

suncrafter · 09-18-2007, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoulInferno

....Also you forgot the power rangers and pikachu how the hell do you forget them.

I'll add them next time I update the list. Thanks.

Digey · 09-18-2007, 4:36 PM

What? how is Clifford the big red dog so Badass? Or a Elephant so much better then a Graboid I could never see a Elephant winning, secondly a elephant is only slightly worst then YODA!!! FRICKEN YODA!!!! and What makes Q or Genie so Badass?

Tempest · 09-18-2007, 4:41 PM

Tony Montana is beneath R2-D2 and Aladdin? I think not..

EDIT: Connor MacLeod should definitely top the list, my friend.

TheLameSauce · 09-18-2007, 4:53 PM

Seems redundant to have satan and not God...

letteratlantic · 09-18-2007, 5:31 PM

You have too much time.

Candystripe · 09-18-2007, 6:15 PM

I think I would be somewhere in between Napoleon and Hitler, two of my favorite people.

and yes, you do have a little bit too much free time.

Vortex · 09-18-2007, 9:52 PM

Thor = 29,762,520 BAQ
Godzilla = 118,052,302 BAQ

In my opinion, Thor would bash godzilla!! And such an enormous BAQ difference!

TheLameSauce · 09-18-2007, 10:00 PM

Dude, you've got minotaur on there twice...

I am homosexual · 09-18-2007, 10:11 PM

Xena definitely needs to have more BAQ. Like somewhere around 15,000,000 armed.

Get Superman the fuck down. He's so overrated.