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Old 09-26-2007, 5:01 PM       Post #1  
emily.lives
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I just found out my best friends mom ran over a little kid. He didn't die, but still. He sprinted out in front of speeding cars, so i think it's his fault, really.

They're probablly gonna get sued like OJ.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:02 PM       Post #2  
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I just found out my best friends mom ran over a little kid. He didn't die, but still.
Should have backed up then.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:03 PM       Post #3  
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Hey, something happened. It wasn't very interesting and didn't involve me... HEAR ABOUT IT AND RESPOND!
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:03 PM       Post #4  
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That's so sad. I hope the kid is okay.


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Old 09-26-2007, 5:09 PM       Post #5  
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Maybe the kid should stop being a douche and running in front of cars.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:09 PM       Post #6  
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All I know is that he's alive..
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:10 PM       Post #7  
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Is that a fact?
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:11 PM       Post #8  
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Maybe the kid should stop being a douche and running in front of cars.
Ha, exactly. He was like 12 so I'm not really suprised.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:11 PM       Post #9  
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I would have killed the kid and then dumped the body leaving no evidence or witnesses.

So someone got hit. It happens all the time.


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Old 09-26-2007, 5:11 PM       Post #10  
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All I know is that he's alive..
Yeah because you didn't tell us that in the first post, at least we know he is alive. I will be able to sleep tonight. Thank you.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:13 PM       Post #11  
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He did that on purpose to get insurance/court money. Little bastard!


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Old 09-26-2007, 5:16 PM       Post #12  
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Yeah because you didn't tell us that in the first post, at least we know he is alive. I will be able to sleep tonight. Thank you.
I'm going to ignore that.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:18 PM       Post #13  
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Darn you, you health insurance benefit children!
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:21 PM       Post #14  
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Wow! How uninteresting and unimportant.
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Old 09-26-2007, 5:31 PM       Post #15  
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I just found out my best friends mom ran over a little kid.
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Ha, exactly. He was like 12 so I'm not really suprised.
Your story doesn't check out.

Plus, it's uninteresting.
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Old 09-26-2007, 6:00 PM       Post #16  
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I'm going to ignore that.
Then why'd you reply to it?

It makes no SENSE AT ALL!!!!
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Old 09-26-2007, 8:44 PM       Post #17  
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They're probablly gonna get sued like OJ.
Unfortunately, that's probably true. The law is really tough on a motorist hitting a pedestrian. So much that it seems unless one can prove that the pedestrian threw him/herself in front of the car, it's the motorist at fault.
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Old 09-26-2007, 8:50 PM       Post #18  
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Great first post. gg.


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Old 09-26-2007, 8:54 PM       Post #19  
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Internet forums are serious business, Emily. You're wasting everyone's precious time on this forum by making threads like these. We have more important things to do.


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Old 09-26-2007, 8:56 PM       Post #20  
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Internet forums are serious business, Emily. You're wasting everyone's precious time on this forum by making threads like these. We have more important things to do.
Yeah! Grow up. We only make "Peanuz!" threads and what not. Cause we're men!


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Old 09-26-2007, 9:20 PM       Post #21  
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Your story doesn't check out.
Because... uh... 12-year-olds aren't little kids?
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Old 09-26-2007, 9:26 PM       Post #22  
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If he ran out in the middle of the street then I hope the kid is never able to walk again.

I don't want retards off of their leash getting in my way.
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Old 09-26-2007, 10:55 PM       Post #23  
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The drivers should sue the kid's parents right back for being so incompetent at simply keeping an eye on their kid.


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Old 09-26-2007, 10:57 PM       Post #24  
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I think all children should be killed


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Old 09-26-2007, 11:01 PM       Post #25  
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Kids are the future.
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:07 PM       Post #26  
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Looks like a bleak future to me
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